Picture jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.