Picture jokes
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 馃槀馃ぃ
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I鈥檓 great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!