Picture jokes

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.

What would you rate this woman?

A 7.

Why?

Because 7 ate 9!

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.

It showed a picture of myself.

The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

Who wants a picture of my pp?

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?