Pickup jokes
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!