Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
How do homeless people move where there living?
They pickup there box and walk away 🖕🏿
Pickup line:are u the internet cause i feel a connection
Roses are red Thats a tin can You have no home So get in the van
we hired this boy to pick up dog poop we just remembered that we don't have a dog
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD and all i need is U
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Hey girl are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates attention
