Pick Up Lines jokes

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":

"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.

oOO laLA!

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

Are you a race car?

Cuz I’m tryna fuck.

Are you lightning?

Because you're McQueen.

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

My d*ck is hard, what's your name?

Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."