Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Physical Appearance Jokes
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉ðŸ¤ðŸ¤£
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
