Physical Appearance jokes

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?

"Nice tits."

My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.

Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.