Physical Appearance jokes

Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.

Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?

"Nice tits."

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Wears pink.

What does Adam look like?

The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣