Physical Appearance jokes

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?

"Nice tits."

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.