Physical Appearance jokes

My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?

"Nice tits."

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."