Physical Appearance Jokes

Chin

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Girl

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Stomach

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

Girl

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Chest

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Rock

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

Forehead

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

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