What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Photography Jokes
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
