Photography jokes
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
Ahhhh Family Memories
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.