Photography jokes
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!