What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
