Photography jokes
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.