Photography jokes
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.