Photography jokes
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.