Photo jokes
What do you call an orphan鈥檚 picture?
A family photo.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it鈥檚 called a selfie.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least 拢100.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won鈥檛 do the same for him.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Have you ever heard of Katie? Please come to KatieJennieJackson on Reddit. Her username is ok-community-2373.
My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:
Hello :). On sexy tummies. Where she is wearing a black croptop.
Are in the next post.
Moto is: Katie Jennie Jackson is so horny! Reddit username-Ok-community-2373. Follow her please. Her photos are made for you to cum for her, not at her. Thank you if you chose to think.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*