New Photo Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an orphan selfie...? A family photo 😌

When an orphan takes a family photo it’s called a selfie

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo all they said was I could ride him it would be expensive tho since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100

If an orphan took a photo what would it be called? A self me

if an orphan took a photo what would It be considered...... not a family photo

wanna see a joke open the front facing camera

Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child...thanks to that people really believe my fake smiles! :3

Yo mama so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo

Have you ever heard of Katie? Please come to KatieJennieJackson on reddit. Her username is ok-community-2373.

My username is Big-reflection-104. C0mments from so other redditors are from her post:

Hello :). On sexy tummies. Were she is wearing a black croptop.

Are in the next post.

Moto is: Katie Jennie Jackson is so horny! Reddit username-Ok-community-2373. Follow her please. Her photos are made for you to cum for her, not at her. Thank you if you chose to think.

ALYA I NEED TO TALK TO YOU NOW IF YOU DONT REPLY I WILL KERMIT THE NOT LIVING AND IF YOU DONT THINK I WILL I WILL POST YOUR ONLYFANS PHOTOS I GET EVERY MONTH FOR $5.99 A WEEK ( HIGH PRICE IF YOU ASK ME)

Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."

Broke my toenail yesterday, I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

1. "Yeah I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

are you a camera? because every time I look at you I smile

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.