Phone Number Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Goldfish

A flyer for a missing goldfish with the text "MISSING GOLDFISH" at the top. There's a picture of a goldfish below the title. The flyer also reads "Answers to 'Larry'", "Do not chase", "May become aggressive", and has a reward of "$0.15" and a phone number.

Jokes

Pregnancy

A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.

My name, my address, and my phone number.

Yo mama

Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

911

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."

Phone Number jokes