I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
uR Adoptodded
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left. The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?” The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What does a cat say when it's angry? - Stop stressing meowt! 😂😂😂😂😂
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
I walk on on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said mum, you really spoil those dogs!
Whats wrong with asian pet stores? Theres no pets
About a dog
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room So I said “I guess she wasn’t fealine it” My dad said “you’ve got to be kitten me that was purfect” I said “literally”
What is a dog 🐕 that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog 🐶
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
