I named my dog Chicken......
I love eating chicken
there's a kid with loads of new fire men equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kids asks the firemen come have a look at my new gear so the fire men go look at his gear so then the kid says kid: I've got a helmet a big jacket and a oxygen tank and a little wheel barrow for my gear
firemen says: why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls the kid says so I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Why did the boy get a Koala? He had the Koalaficatians
What do you do with a dog that have no legs, - Take him for a drag
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Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
I asked my dog this morning how her weeks been going- she said "ruff". I feel her you know? I feel her.
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler. You're the bunny, and I'm the rottweiler
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter, as I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set and the entire animal shelter was burned down. A few hours later I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why, I replied "I couldn't find any" She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?
What is so good about a dog that can not see? Nothing is good
What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
People want to be nice to each other, because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
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