I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
i told siri my dog and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up and i said okay.she asked me knock knock and i said who is there and she said not your dog
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.
My dog died I'm so sad
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What yellow and can’t swim Your dead fish
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
