Pet Jokes

I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over

What do you call a bull dog and a shit tuz :a bullshit

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day

What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?

Cat-egories.

Get it?

Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?

Cuz it's a car-PET.

one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.

my bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD !

others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!

How do you confuse a fish?

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many grey hares it has

i would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it

one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly

My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.

I was crying while my dad was cutting onions I the kitchen onions was such a good dog.

( Guy 1: Why my cat's so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don't you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so .. w-wait what are you doing ? I didn't think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving #_# ) **Meow ...** ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it's not for you :< -_- </3 )