What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
