What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
