What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway
Sometimes I am happy and there are times I envy my dog 🤧
uR Adoptodded
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What does a cat say when it's angry? - Stop stressing meowt! 😂😂😂😂😂
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
I walk on on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said mum, you really spoil those dogs!
About a dog
What is a dog 🐕 that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog 🐶
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room So I said “I guess she wasn’t fealine it” My dad said “you’ve got to be kitten me that was purfect” I said “literally”
I named my dog Chicken......
I love eating chicken
Why did the boy get a Koala? He had the Koalaficatians
Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶
What do you do with a dog that have no legs, - Take him for a drag
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
