What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
Gay person to girl:what’s your favourite planet Girl:penus-(penis)(venus),and what is yours? Gay person: what else, its Your Anus(uranus)😅
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁♀️🤦♀️
What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?
Answer: a hooker
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
What’s a Mexican persons favorite spot?
Cross country
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1st person : What do you call a blind pianist? 2nd person : what? 1st person : a pianist
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
How do you help a constipated person?
U scare the shit out of them
what did the indian person say to the lady curry up will you
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
Person: 'Doctor, doctor I've only got 50 seconds to live'
Doctor: 'Just give me a minute'
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
me:hi Jaiden bully/Jaiden harper:leave me alone weirdo me:wow says the one who didn't pass 3RD grade bully/Jaiden harper:"*hits*" me:*calls fbi and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves*"bye bye" fbi:"FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!"
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith." So Person 2 says to person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
You: Why did the chicken cross the road? Random person: Why? You: To get to the idiot's house! Random person: What? You: Knock knock Random person: Who's there? You: The chicken.
What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!
