what's I gay persons favorite meal? meat with white sticky stuff.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
the only problem being short and gay is that when ever i try to tell people im top in my relationship they don't believe me because im shorter then the person im dating like wtf
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
a guy saw a person with a duck and said "where did you get a pig" the owner replied "its not a pig dummy" the random guy said "i wasn't talking to you,i was talking to the duck"
What do u call a person with no arms
Armless
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Gay person to girl:what’s your favourite planet Girl:penus-(penis)(venus),and what is yours? Gay person: what else, its Your Anus(uranus)😅
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse. 2 people bought plants. 3 people bought shovels. 1 person yelled. 3 people left Bunnings Warehouse. 1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired 💁♀️🤦♀️
What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?
Answer: a hooker
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
What’s a Mexican persons favorite spot?
Cross country
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