Person jokes
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."