Person jokes
Cameron and Pav.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
Josh
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
I want to be loved.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.