Person jokes
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.