Person jokes
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Josh
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
I want to be loved.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).