Person jokes
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Face Rev
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
you.
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.