Person jokes
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
I want to be loved.