Person jokes
Yeah, Eli is hot.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.