Person jokes
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.