Person jokes
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
partying with elmo
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.