Person Jokes

my name is gunter

What do you call a flat chested depressed person? A cutting board.

I am not a nerd ;) I'm just smarter then you.

A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!

if you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

Hi I’m cool

What do you say to a depression person? I like ya cut g

Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.

...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

whats the diffrence between a homeless person and a car only one gets fuel

What do you call a person in a wheelchair

Virgin mobil

A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."

did you hear about the person who died? i would tell you about him but he died

I was trying to make friends and this one person came up to me they said “lettuce be friends?” I just laughed and said that was tearable

Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?

The adult person I asked: cereal?

Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?

The person: yes

Me: WHAT?!!!??!!