Person jokes

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

What is a deaf person's favorite game?

Charades.

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

"How would you describe yourself in three words?"

"Lazy!"

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.

A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!

Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.

Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.

Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?

Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

Me: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one.

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

A person laughs every day.

"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"

What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?

A broken wheelchair.