Person jokes
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Memes
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
I'm illegal.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.