Person jokes
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
I'm illegal.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.