What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
When a deaf person is on trial is it really considered a hearing
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
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What do you call a black person having a fit : A chocolate milkshake
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Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny
Who is the blindest person in the world
If you hit a Indian person on the forehead with a dart is it considered a bullseye?
You:OMG I CANT BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! The other person: Who? You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks
tell the person next to spell "me". When they do, say, "you forgot the D". They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "not yet". if this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
what do you call a white person having a seizure a milkshake
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I am cool
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
what do me and a blind person have in commen after i look at Alfie's mum were both blind
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured,
"Happynese" (happy knees)
