Person jokes
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.
I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
what a nice man xx
How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:
“I want to nutinyahu.”
“I’d blow up a school for you.”
“Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”
“I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?