Person jokes

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?

How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.

Let's just say Dawn got very mad.

Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

I'm illegal.

Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

I'm dead! 😂💀💀

Did you hear the one about the deaf person?

Me: No.

That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.

Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

Herbivore: I just like food.

Cannibal: I'm a people person.

Why did the little boy cry?

He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.

Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?

A: A rapist.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

This person has Down syndrome.