Person jokes
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Ayo, who's online :')
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Neither of them respect boundaries.