Person jokes
Person: Why? You: No.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Ayo, who's online :')
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Memes
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.