Person jokes
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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It's sad someone has ligma.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Memes
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"