Person jokes
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Ayo, who's online :')
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.