Person jokes
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Memes
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.