Person jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Ayo, who's online :')
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Person: Why? You: No.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?