If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Person Jokes
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
