Person jokes
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Ayo, who's online :')
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
It's sad someone has ligma.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.