Person jokes
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
Cameron and Pav.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.