Person jokes
Person: Why? You: No.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Memes
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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It's sad someone has ligma.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.