Person jokes
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Ethan Fennel
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
I am cool.