Person jokes

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.

(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣