Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Person Jokes
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Robert Ryall
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Beau is gay.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
