Person jokes
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Me.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
What do you call a retard?
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking. I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"