Person jokes
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
you.
This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).
My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!