Person jokes

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?

My clothes don't hang themselves...

What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang...

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    • What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

    "Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

    When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

    Person one: Why did the boy go home?

    Person two: Why?

    Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!

    What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?

    Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

    Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!

    What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

    "Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

    Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

    Me: Me.

    Friend: *does nothing*

    (x_x)

    I forgot that I don't have friends.

    I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

    This is the true worst joke ever:

    What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

    Hi!

    At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

    At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

    At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

    At 11, she wanted to see her mom.