Person jokes

I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

Khalil Abubakar

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¿Hola, quién es?

Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?

Timmy is dead.

Josh Williams

Teacher: Take a seat, class.

Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.

Hi, I am Bill.

What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?

Pooreos.

What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?

"Happy Death-Day To You!"

Riley Styler :)

PERSON: I need to go so bad!

TOILET: Long time no pee!!!

I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.

Person: You suck!

Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.