Period jokes
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
What comes after 69?
Period.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
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What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!