Period jokes
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Woman: A womanβs life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
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Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
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When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What comes after 69?
Period.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Whatβs the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
Oneβs finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.