Period jokes
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
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Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What comes after 69?
Period.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!