Period jokes
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
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When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What comes after 69?
Period.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Whatβs the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
Oneβs finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Whatβs worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her sonβs dick tastes like blood.