Period jokes
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.