Period jokes
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Woman: A womanβs life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her sonβs dick tastes like blood.
Whatβs worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.