Period jokes
Girls: ๐ *Period* โ๏ธ๐
Men: ๐ฟ *Growth* ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb? IT JUST DOES!!!!
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her sonโs cock!
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
Whatโs worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. ๐คฃ๐๐ต
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Whatโs one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
How do you know your sisterโs on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny