Period jokes

People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.

Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.

The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"

What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.

Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?

"I will be back next month."

What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?

Mario Kart.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your father's dick tastes funny.

What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

What do lesbians do while having their period?

They finger paint.

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.

What do you call lesbian sex during their period?

A blood transfusion.

What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.

How do you know that your sister is on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes weird.

Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?