Period

Period Jokes

People

People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.

Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

Mom

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.

The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!

Palm

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.

Girl

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"

KFC

Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!

Lesbian vampire

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?

"I will be back next month."

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  • Girl

    When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

    *eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

    Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

    Sister

    How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

    Your father's dick tastes funny.

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  • Sister

    How do you know that your sister is on her period?

    Your dad's dick tastes weird.

    Minion

    If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

    6 9

    Know what a 6.9 is?

    Another good thing screwed up by a period.

    Woman

    Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

    Man: Men have to deal with women.

    Violist

    Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.