Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? -- She started her period.
I make sience puns periodically
What is a orphans favorite period? Homeroom
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny,Period
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
what's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile?? You know its not period blood.
if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945
Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c--k tastes like s--t!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom and they bought pads. The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no and her mom fainted
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him tampon and ask him what period it came from
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One is finger-licking good and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart