Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? – She started her period.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month

What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman? when is your next blood period?

Woman jokes aren’t funny, period.

Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guys body they notice when they walk over he has a boner the first doctor decides why not fuck him he still has a boner left in him the 2nd says well he’s dead and I I’m a virgin the 3d one says I can’t I’m on my period and then says okey why not he already dead it’s not like he doesn’t smell bad after all that they go to walk out and the guy pops up and says thanks for saveing my life pumping blood back into my body…

How can you tell when you’re sister is on her period?

Your dads knob tastes funny

Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That’s wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That’s nice, Mum, but isn’t the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You’re welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her you get your palm red for free

Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom and they bought pads. The next month, Susie’s mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no and her mom fainted

I make chemistry jokes periodically

Why do women have periods??? Because they deserve them haha…

A 90 year old man takes a Viagra Strips of naked lies down in a ally way three chicks walks on by a blond a brunette an a red head

The red head sed I’m not letting that go to waste so she strips of an rides him when she’s finished The brunette then strips of naked an rides him the blonds now worried because she just got her period the red head sez he’s dead don’t let it go to waste so she strips of naked an rides him then he wakes up he then send wow two jump starts an a blood transfusion I’m good to go !

Uh uh fuck me, daddy