Period jokes
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Memes
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.