People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Period Jokes
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
