Period jokes
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
How do you know your sister鈥檚 on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son鈥檚 dick tastes like blood.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
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What鈥檚 one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What鈥檚 the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One鈥檚 finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
How do you know your sister鈥檚 on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
What鈥檚 worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Woman: A woman鈥檚 life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).
Sincerely, watersharky.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.