Period jokes
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
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Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
What comes after 69?
Period.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.