Period jokes
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
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If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."