How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
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If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger licking good!
Period: Guess who’s back... back again... Me: Ugh, can we not do this today? Period: I can come back in 9 months? Me: Keep fucking singing.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe? Because this teen just started her period!
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculate In a females mouth and he swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other swishing it together in each other's mouth and it forms a rainbow and a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on females face and then punching her in the nose Causing her to bleed that's why it's called a strawberry shortcake
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a girl out who has: Herpies, COVID and AIDS out while she is on her period? Or Eat live worms, bats and mice?
WOULD YOU RATHER: Have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (Including men)? Or Eat 10 lbs of dog s**t everyday for 100 days?
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
does anyone go to eagle high school? tell me what classes from 1st period to 4th period if you do go to eagle high school.
When younger girls say I want my period or it will not be bad
*eating chocolate in bed crying * 😂😂 My face at them when they say that 🤣🙄😵 Them I got my period *them hurting*. Me: told u
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Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
