I make science puns, but only periodically.
Period Jokes
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
