Period jokes
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
I make science puns, but only periodically.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.