Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
I make chemistry jokes periodically
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
I make science puns, but only periodically.
