Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods
How do you know that your sister is on her periods? Your dads dick tastes wierd.
Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period? I will be back next month
Your forehead so big it built like megamind’s robot period
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom and they bought pads. The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no and her mom fainted
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
I make chemistry jokes periodically
Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
When your exercising and you feel the “gush”
Why do women have periods??? Because they deserve them haha....
Uh uh fuck me, daddy
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guys body they notice when they walk over he has a boner the first doctor decides why not fuck him he still has a boner left in him the 2nd says well he's dead and I I'm a virgin the 3d one says I can't I'm on my period and then says okey why not he already dead it's not like he doesn't smell bad after all that they go to walk out and the guy pops up and says thanks for saveing my life pumping blood back into my body...........
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
a man died with an erection. the three nurses in the morgue saw this the first nurse climbs on and rides him. the second nurse dose the same the third hesitates saying "i'm on my period." the others say its ok hes dead so she rides him to. when she's done he sits up and all the nurses ask how hes alive he replies i'm good to go after the two jumpstarts and blood transfusion
I make science puns, but only periodically.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
