Perception jokes
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.