So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
