Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Perception Jokes
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Purple.
