People jokes
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Memes
Depression has a tight grip
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: Seeing others happy.
Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?
Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.
Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.
Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...
Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?
Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.