People jokes
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: Seeing others happy.
Doctor: Ok, so what makes you happy?
Me: Seeing stupid people in misery or agony.
Doctor: Well, that's rather sadistic.
Me: Well, statistically one in two doctors have fingered a child...
Doctor: Do you want your prescription or shall I book you an endoscopy?
Me: There's nothing hidden inside me, I'm empty "smug face".
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.