Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
So today i heard a friend say she had a stalker, i can confirm i ́ve never seen a stalker following her.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant Guys all they do is crash and burn!!
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around
I see them hang all day
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing but when i the it people just looked horrified.
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self control
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
People told Kobe to fly high look what happend
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people
But quite Anne frankly I'd be lying
