Why Do Orphans Bully People
Because They Cant Get Suspended
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Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do depressed people use for emotions online
They use EMOjis
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
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A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag? A Kit Kat.
Why do the depressed people go to camp to learn how to tie knots tighter
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well
The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
