People jokes
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.