People Jokes

People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds

As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice

Follow,me if you need advice or just follow mee

what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette

Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide

In my free time, I like to help blind people

Verb, not adjective

Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!

what do emo kids and hitler have in common?

Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

There are people who are beautifull and then there are people whom I won't rape

some people can juggle chain saws Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling china saws

There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.

Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary