When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
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What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
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Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else
Because they didnāt have as big of an impact as him
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
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This isn't a joke but
I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone š
People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
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whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
