People jokes
Gay people.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
All those people who are called Garry are gay And all of Belgium is very happy about it
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
What is the similarity between a joke and food? Some people just don't get them!
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.