What has a dog 🐶? People
I am glass! People see right through me.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
Retards.
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
Why are there blind people? Because there is
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
I hate straight people.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What can you build with people? A boat!
