Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
People Jokes
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
My dad is nice!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Why don't people sit next to the cheetah during a test?
Because he's a cheetah!
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
