Pen Jokes

jadexyz

Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can

Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance Misses a pen From close distance

Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!

Anonymous
in Orphan

How do you break an orphans wall in their room in the orphanage? Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

Honest Penaldo Fan
in Penaldo

You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear

Honest Penaldo Fan

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job

Eibar-Man!

Eibar-Man!

Does whatever a ghost can

Scores a tapin

With Xaviesta’s assistance

Misses a pen

From close distance

Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!

my son
in Last Word

i will remember my classmates last word: ahh my pens ink spilled on my computer

Anonymous

what did the pen say to the pencil you have a point

Anonymous
in Adult

Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick? because he didn’t have a pen to write with.

Fan lady
in Fan

I have a daughter she’s a fan her name is penny… fan she was born on the mountain pen y fan I adopted her because her mum fell of the cliff after birthing penny. It doesn’t matter really penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway

B.... you crazy

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning is she ok? hospital? Dad: She’s ok now. no hospital. Dad: She had to take the deep penis. Son: Umm… WHAT!? Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS Dad: Oh for god’s sakes Dad: Epi Pen

Anonymous

Why did the chicken cross the road

Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend

Anonymous

I wrote my pen is big but for got to space pen is

Anonymous

my pen is so strong ladies come and get it???