My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
You mama so fat she was mistaken for Eric cart man form South Park
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady she asked which kid is mine and I responded I haven't decided yet
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients
Your hairline goes farther back to to Rosa parks seat
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
