Parent jokes
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Memes
me when my mom wakes me up!
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Parents...
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.