Parent jokes
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
My dad.
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
What’s the best thing about dating an orphan?
You don’t need parental consent.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.