Parent jokes
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.