Parent jokes
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Memes
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.