Parent jokes
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.