Parent jokes
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.