Parent jokes
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!