Parent jokes
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Memes
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Parents...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.