Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
when you ask an orphan to come over Kid: Do you want to come over to my house. Orphan: Yeah sure. Kid: Ok ask your parents oh wait.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, Here comes the airplane.
Orphans have it lucky. When teachers threaten to call parents, the orhphans say, "Try me". When teacher's give homework, Orphans say, "Where?"
Today I filmed a unboxing video at my friends funeral His parents weren’t to happy
One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted
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The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature.
Guys, what do you call a un aborted and parents less child?... An orphan
You have to be a good mom to be a milf
Billy: hay kid why are you sad
Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents
Billy: oh and how long have you been here
Orphan: about 200 years
my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids
i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her.
Stuck a plunger down the toilet
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.
why do orphans have only 300 and 60 days coz dont have mother and fathers days.
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.
They go to infinty and beyond
