Parent jokes

What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.

Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?

His parents never brought back the milk.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because there is nobody to call "daddy."

Why does the orphan not buy milk?

That's what their parents are doing.

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.

Mom: It's time for sleep.

Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

Baby: Nice try, hobo.

Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

*few hours later*

Baby: *still awake*

Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)