Parent jokes
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Your mother.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.