If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...
What do you call your mom. GAY
why do orphans hate smart kids?because the smart kids get there parents attention
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
Why did the child die? To see god our father
THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares.. THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell
Me: I just shot a orphan Mate: you can’t do that Me:what are they gonna do tell there parents
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
Like this joke. UR MOM
one day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead I called his parents.
The p in Batman stands for parents
I have a brother and he told me this quote no wonder they had a second child they messed up on the first one“ he’s the second child... I’m the first...
If your bored pull a technoblade bully orphans.
What are they Roman do tell their parents?
i remember my moms last words before her divorce, did you just load in me.
WHOEVER IS AN ORPHAN AND WANTS THESE TO GO OR IF YOU JUST WANT THEM TO GO AWAY COMMENT DOWN BELLOW OR IF YOU CAN'T COMMENT GIVE IT A THUMBS UP!
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
What is a "dad"?
If you have sex and your African parents find out
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else.
why cant orphans sign up for sports? they have to have a parent signature
