Parent jokes

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?

His parents never brought back the milk.

I asked an orphan where his parents were.

(God, I wish I knew)

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.

Why don't orphans go home at pickup?

Because they don't have parents to pick them up.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?

I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.

Your mother.

Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.

Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.

Me: I hit an orphan!

Mom: OMG WHY?

Me: Not like they can tell their parents-

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

Why do orphans not like July 24th??

Because it's Parents Day.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.