Parent jokes
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Your mother.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.