Parent jokes
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Your mother.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Memes
Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!