Parent jokes
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.