Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Parent Jokes
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
