Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
