Parent jokes
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.