Parent jokes
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Memes
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.