Parent jokes

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.

Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because there is nobody to call "daddy."

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

Friend: How's it going?

Me: Good, things are good!

Parent: How are you?

Me: Oh, I'm fine!

Twitter: Compose new tweet?

Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."