Parent

Parent jokes

Orphanage

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

Orphan

Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?

Because they don't need permission from their parents.

Sexuality

1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

Dad: Oh, OK!

2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

Son: I do...

Orphan

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

Orphan

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Orphanage

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

Orphan

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Dad

What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?

... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.