Parent jokes
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Little Johnny walked to his parents' room. They were having sex, and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was, so he said, "What are y’all doing?"
The parents replied, "Umm, r-rapping presents!"
Little Johnny said, "Okay," and then left. In the morning, Little Johnny opened his presents. His parents said, "This one is from Santa!"
Little Johnny said, "No, it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents."
The parents said, "Ohh fuck!"
Little Johnny replied, "What, Mommy and Daddy?" They replied, "Oh, nothing!" "Oh, okay," Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dad's ear, "At least he doesn’t know the truth."
Little Johnny said, "What truth?"
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Memes
Hey sisters
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.