Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Parent Jokes
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
