If I was God my parents would be anethesists.
me: hey are your parents here? orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son? Answer: David
What are Teo things that an orphan can’t have...
Two parents
wheres your mom
in the bin
Why do orphans want parents because they don't want to be left out
what does an orphan do on school parents day :nothing
Teacher: is anyone’s parents missing. Students: yea yours.
if you kick a orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents on you
If you want to punch someone just punch an orphan.What are they gonna do, tell their parents😀
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
I was walking with my black best friend and he was meeting my parents and after I got there they said who’s this? I said well I own him
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Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once
why did the orphan cross the road
so he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents
Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Does a migit count as a orphan?
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they dont have parents because they left when u were 0
Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
