Parent jokes
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Memes
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.