Parent jokes

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.

Parents...

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?

They can't have sex.

"Why?"

Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.

A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

What do you call an orphan's parents?

Dead meat.

Stranger: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Stranger: Not your parents.

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

How did the orphan go to school?

Not by his parents.

Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?

... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.