Parent jokes

Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.

The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”

As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.

Parents...

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?

They can't have sex.

"Why?"

Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.

A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

What do you call an orphan's parents?

Dead meat.

Stranger: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Stranger: Not your parents.

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

How did the orphan go to school?

Not by his parents.

Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?

... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...