Parent jokes

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Dad jokes.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?

It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Imagine not having parents. Lol.

What did the orphan say to his father?

Nothing, he doesn't have one.

The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.

Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"