Parent jokes
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
My name is what orphans can never have.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Louie's parents tried this.