Parent jokes
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)