Parent jokes

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

What do black parents and elevators have in common?

Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?

Imagine not having parents. Lol.

It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.

What did the orphan say to his father?

Nothing, he doesn't have one.