Parent jokes

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.

I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Dad jokes.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*

Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”

Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”

Teacher: “Why?”

Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Imagine not having parents. Lol.