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What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because They don't need permission from their Parents
A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”
knock knock. whos there? not your parents :) so kawaii fr
what do call an ophans parents dead meat
A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.
Parents are like food not all kids get them
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year? ... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day Father’s Day or thanksgiving
I take all my anger out on orphan why Because they have no parents to run to
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
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Even if orphans fail their exams im sure their parents wouldnt... oh wait...
Kid knock knock orphan who’s there kid not your parents
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
