Parent jokes
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can't Jordan moan? Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”