Parent jokes
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
The glasses tho...
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
I have a body count of 7.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why do I have a fat mom?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.