Parent jokes
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
me asking my mom for fornite vbucks at 3am
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I have a body count of 7.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do I have a fat mom?
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.