I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine They need parental supervision
some kid with parents "knock knock" "orphan'' whose there? some kid with parents "not your parents"
Why cant orphans go to parents evening because there parents left them
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
I have a body count of 7.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
