Parent jokes
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.