Parent jokes
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
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Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Can someone be my daddy?
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.