Parent jokes
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Parents...
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.