Paper jokes
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
He got a paper cut and bled out.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.