No more toilet paper jokes, please.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
WHAT TYPE OF FLOUR DO YOU BUY A ORPHAN=SELF RAISING
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able
What is the the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper
the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
He got a paper cut and bled out
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead I grabbed my sisters adoption papers.
say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them they got a paper cut
When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Be papered.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
