I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
throw a few paper airplanes at the twin's in your class see if they fall
yo so poor that your wash your paper plates and cutlerly in a kids dishwasher
your so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
If i throw a paper airplane at two twins did i cause 9/11?
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says "in a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?"
so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans but they ran away when I asked if they had papers
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it’s a start...
The Drunk and a priest
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up because that’s the way he rolls
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
2 twins were talking in class, I threw a paper airplane at one of them
