WHAT TYPE OF FLOUR DO YOU BUY A ORPHAN=SELF RAISING
I drew a picture of Colby
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
The Drunk and a priest
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
When I nailed the quiz my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
oof.
He got a paper cut and bled out
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able
say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them they got a paper cut
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
What is the the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper
the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead I grabbed my sisters adoption papers.
So and ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says do you like me or no and the ace says I'm not registered to vote hahahahahahahahjajqh
Be papured
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Corona Virus and toilet paper.
Every time my cousin and i we settle it out with our game a so we play rock paper sissors 😂🤣🤣
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom oj the hill? Because he went down the drain! -its a bad joke lmao
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk do wrong so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eat it ha ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haha ha ha Haha ha haha ha ha Ha Hah Hah Hah Ha👺🤮🤢🤢🤢🤔ðŸ¤ðŸ˜¥ðŸ¥µðŸ¥¶ðŸ˜¡ðŸ˜¤ðŸ¤¬ðŸ¤¬
Why did you put yo dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all This? Because I forget to wash and dry them with paper towel.
