Paper jokes
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.