Paper

Paper jokes

Pen

What do pigs and ink have in common?

They both go in a pen.

Helicopter

When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"

Memes

Arthritis

On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:

"Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:

"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."

The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:

"How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."

Twin Towers

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

Job

The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

Cut

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Adoption

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

Mama

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Quiz

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

Toilet Paper

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

ACE

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.