Paper jokes
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Memes
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
He got a paper cut and bled out.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.