What do gay guys and priests have in common
They are both gay in there Own ways
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like your sucking a dick
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Our soon to be ex Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims He should fund proctologists too cause he'll likely need both after prison.
My sister said I was only aloud to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong. The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father Orphans: dang wish I could listen to that Eminem: atleast u have a rap God To call father
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
i scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now i own her, only 3.99 with tax. Thats a steal and a half woopeeee!
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
i heard guns kill people, so i gave up my right to own one.
Then i heard dicks rape people, so i chopped it off.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Micheal Jackson: Click here to change nationality
