Overeating jokes
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Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Memes
Two mates walk into a bar.
Mate 1: "Shit! Look at that spider over there!"
Mate 2: "Whateverrrrrrr."
Mate 1: "No, seriously, it's bloody massive!"
Mate 2: "(Turns around) Shit, that's huge, I thought you were joking."
Mate 1: "No, I'm Fred King, Jo King's brother ;-)"
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
I was at my boyfriend's house, and I thought he was cheating on me. He was on the phone with somebody, and he said he'd be over there soon. So I asked him if I could see his phone. He said no, and then we fought about it until I saw his gun, and because I thought he was lying to me, I shot him, went through his phone, and his friend was still on the phone.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.