Outing jokes

Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).

Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!

Bully: Ew, no I don't!

Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?

There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.

The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"

The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."

The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.

A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!

A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.

What did the chicken say to the turkey?

Nothing, he chickened out!

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

*Son comes out as gay*

Me: What's 17 more years?

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?

pOOp

The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.