Outing jokes

A man walks into a bar and then out.

We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!

Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

*Son comes out as gay*

Me: What's 17 more years?

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.

What did the chicken say to the turkey?

Nothing, he chickened out!

If you're American coming into the bathroom,

And you're American coming out of the bathroom,

What are you in the bathroom?

European.

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

How are babies and the elderly similar?

They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"